I went offline na at 1.30am last night... a while ago.. Kanina. Hehe.

I was chatting with Moreen. We were exchanging jokes. Anuba, naiiyak nanaman ako kagabi. Haha, swear. I was laughing na nang sooobra. Hahaha. Niwa-wipe ko na yung eyes ko. Haha. Okk. Share ako. Hahaha. Tawa kayo. Pag di kayo natawa. Tawa ka.. :)

Sorry, ah.. Sabi nga ng classmates ko, corny daw ako. Hahaha. Mababaw ako, sorry.. :)

** A man was mowing his front yard when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

She replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

** A blonde, brunette and red head escaped from jail. They were being chased by the police. They were running through the streets when they saw an old barn. So they ran in and found three heshin bags. They all jumped in.

The coppers walked in the barn and saw the three heshin bags.
One copper goes to the other "Kick the heshin bags to make sure nothing's in them"

So the copper walks up to the heshin bag with the brunette and kicked it.

The brunette said "Meow Meow" and the coppers thought it was a cat and walked to the next heshin bag.

The copper kicked the second heshin bag with the redhead in it.
The red head said "Woof Woof" so the coppers walked to the third heshin bag thinking a dog was in the second one.

The copper kicked the third heshin bag with the blonde in it, and the blonde said "Potatoes".

Haayyy.. Di ba kayo natawa. Haha. Actually, there's more pa. Haha.

Alright. sige. wala lang.

onlinee sinoooo... :) hayyy.